Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
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AFTER EATING AN ENTIRE BULL, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BULL, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.